[ic] Interchange manuals and docs

[John Beima]

Gee and I was flaimed for less than this!!! I just tell people to RTFM before
bothering all of us with questions... No matter how funny I found this, it was
rude...


Quoting Jim Balcom <jim@idk-enterprises.com>:

> On Thu, 25 Oct 2001, Alexis Bellido wrote:
> 
> AB>>Hi, i have downloaded some guides in pdf format from Red Hat's web,
> but it
> AB>>seems as they are just for certain tasks.
> AB>>
> AB>>Where can i download complete documentation for Interchange?, or i
> just have
> AB>>to buy the printed docs the Red Hat sells?, if it's so this is not
> so "open"
> AB>>source as should be right?.
> 
> You are still using the Bill Gates mentality. He tells you what to do
> and how
> to do it. When you wipe your butt, be sure to use your right hand and 4
> pieces of toilet paper and go from back to front.
> 
> Interchange uses the Linus Torvalds mentality. Linus is from the
> Scandanavian area and he was apparently raised on Lego blocks, also from
> Scandanavia. Here are a ton of Lego blocks. Use your imagination and
> make
> something. Everything that you need is right here. Make whatever your
> heart
> desires.
> 
> Or, if you really feel a need to wipe your butt, here is some toilet
> paper,
> some paper towels, some news paper, some wet wipes, a wash cloth, and
> you
> may find something else in this pile that you want to use to wipe your
> butt.
> Or, maybe you would rather use a stream of hot water to wash it with, or
> warm water, or cold water, or maybe just forget it and have racing
> stripes
> in your underwear. It's free-form!
> 
> There is NO documentation.
> 
> There are instructions on how to use the toilet paper. There are
> instructions on how to use the wash cloth, as well as the paper towel,
> as
> well as the stream of water, etc. But, there are no instructions on the
> integrated procedure of wiping your butt. Bill Gates has done an
> excellent
> job of that, as well as various procedures to insure that you do it
> exactly
> according to his protocol. That's why he is a multi-billionaire and
> Linus is
> a starving college student.
> 
> Interchange is a do-it-yourself kit. An example has been provided to
> give
> you an idea of one of a thousand ways to wipe your butt. But, how you
> end up
> actually doing it is totally up to you and your imagination.
> 
> -= Jim =-
> 
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