[ic] DR.(MRS). MARIAM ABACHA.

[Karl Uhlig]

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference
"Write better emails. Make more moneys."

I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the
Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone.

I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your
attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an
excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new
marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this
conference demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between
us.
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Dates: November 7 - 9, 2003
Location: Abuja Sheraton Hotel & Casino
Registration Fee: $995 per person
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Like most Nigerians, you're probably finding that it's increasingly
difficult to earn a decent living from email. That's why you need to attend
the 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference.

"This conference is an investment in your future. Learn to take advantage
of modern technology, and make a great deal of money with very little
effort.
If you have any question, please contact me and I will send you a proposal
that may be of interest to you. I await your response by return while
assuring you that the transaction is absolutely risk free."

- Dr. Collins Mbadiwe

Preliminary* List of Events

As in the past, this conference has something for everyone.  You will hear
presentations by some of the world's leading Nigerian Email businessmen and
businesswomen.

Following are just a few of the many events that are scheduled.

a.. Breakfast Kickoff Session:
Your choice: A hard boiled egg, or two slices of white bread and a cricket.

b.. Keynote Address:
Dr. Hamza Kalu's adds some historical perspective in his keynote address:
"From Postal Scams To Email Scams: We Have Come a Long Way Infant Child."

c.. Debate:
Attend a lively debate between Lady Mariam Abacha and Mr. Godwin Oyathelem.
Topic: "The effectiveness of using all UPPERCASE characters."

d.. Practical Discussion:
Mallam Mahmud Abacah answers the question, "Are 10 million emails a day too
many?"

e.. Competition:
Other countries are now adapting our business. Is this a threat or an
opportunity?

f.. Tech Session:
Mrs. M Sese-Seko reveals valuable secrets in her session titled, "Those
Pesky Email Headers"

g.. Commerce:
Find out how banking systems throughout the world operate -- with special
emphasis on money transfers.

h.. Linguistics:
Damn, spam, scam, sham. And more rhymes in the "sticks and stones"
category.

i.. Telecommunications:
Soliciting via cell phone text messaging: Can it work?

j.. Accounting:
The taxman he's a comin': Keeping good and accurate records.

k.. Open Discussion:
We will resume last year's high-spirited discussion of unionization,
including health benefits.

l.. Workshop:
Grammatical errors: What's the optimal number?

m.. Statistics:
Dr. Kayode Naiyeju presents his ground-breaking research: "Analyzing
response rates using analysis of variance: That pesky R-squared value," as
published in The Nigerian Journal of Applied Statistics.

n.. Economics:
A round table discussion: Is email now Nigeria's top export?

o.. For Newcomers:
View an entertaining PowerPoint presentation that describes how to get
started in this lucrative business, with no initial investment!

p.. Hand-on Session:
Experts critique your emails, and offer valuable tips.

* The actual schedule of events and participants depends on various trial
outcomes and extradition hearings.

Accommodations
The Abuja Sheraton Hotel is an elegant 5-star hotel in the heart of the new
capital of Nigeria. For more information, click here. Only 575 rooms are
available, so make sure you register early!

Amenities* include a bar, a barber shop, running water (hot AND cold),
free parking, and a free newspaper (except for weekends).

Imagine yourself sitting in this modern conference room, surrounded by
enterprising businessmen like yourself.

Spouses are invited, although they may not attend the conference sessions.
Spouses must spend the day in their hotel room watching TV (two channels
are available, and one is not cartoons).

* Restrooms are available in the hotel. Please use them.

 >From Past Conferences...

a.. "My business has increased by 45%, and I am now experiencing an 89.4%
ROI" - Mariam Abacha

b.. "It was a genuine pleasure to meet other honorable business persons
such as myself." - Isa Ahmed

c.. "The presentation on P.T. Barnum was especially helpful." - Farouk
Bakoh

d.. "The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch!
- Dr, Collins Mdadiwe

e.. "I am pleased. I got many new email addresses as a direct result of
this most valuable conference." - Aku Chukwu

f.. "Now I know how to respond when someone refers to my business as a
scam." - Franklin Dimmoh

g.. "I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING
MORE EFFECTIVE." - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed

h.. "The free daily newspaper was very good to receive, but it is not come
on Saturday." - Mrs. Mabel Mamumbi (my kidney disease is getting better,
but I am still a widow)

Register Now!
Registration is via a confidential money transfer.
Send your bank's name, account number, your name, address, telephone
number, and fax numbers. Please note again that this transaction is
strictly confidential and as such should be kept secret. Be rest assured
that this transaction is 100% risk free.

Kindly send the requested information (in complete confidence) to:
Nigerian EMail Conference
c/o Abuja Sheraton Hotel Abuja
Ladi Kwali Way Abuja, NG PMB 143

Nigerian EMail Association
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DR.(MRS). MARIAM ABACHA. wrote:

> My Dear Beneficiary,
> It is with heartfelt hope that I write to seek your
> co-operation and  assistance in the context stated
> below:May I first introduce my self: I am DR.(MRS.)
> MARIAM ABACHA,the wife of Late General Sani Abacha (former
> Military head of state and President of the Federal
> Republic of Nigeria) who died suddenly on 8th June
> 1998. I got your contact through the help of my
> sister-inlaw that works  with the Canadian Chambers of Commerce and
> Tourrism,due,I did not disclose 
> to her my humble intention for a honest foreigner who
> will help save my life and my children. Having noted the confidence
> reposed on your person by 
> the sponsor of the recommendation, I became convinced
> of your capability 
> and goodwill to assist me in receiving the sum of
> US$20 Million secretly 
> willed in my favour by the late general (my husband).
> 
> This money was kept in a Security Company in Amsterdam
> Holland and I have  all documents with me as of when it was deposited  in
> a Security Vault for  safe keeping.This money has been defaced for Security
> reasons and also to  avoid it been spent by unauthorized persons.We have
> been deliberating on  how to invest this fund abroad in a confidential
> manner until we came to a  conclusion to use it to buy houses and part of it will
> be used for  non-speculative investments in your
> country.However,the current civilian  administration of retired General Olusegun
> Obasanjo(The President of the  Federal Republic of Nigeria) is
> seeking vengeance on the Abacha family because of the
> life prison jail  sentence confirmed on him by my late husband while in
> office. In pursuit of  this vendetta,the present Government have resolved to
> freeze all known  assets of General Sani Abacha including properties at
> home and abroad and  are presently embarking on to seize the various bank
> accounts of my husband  in Switzerland,UK and Australia. In fact, the attack
> on our family (The  Abacha's) is so devastated to an extent of seizing our
> travelling  passport,family accounts and even trying some members
> of our family in  court for offences allegedly committed by my late
> husband..My first son Mohammed Abacha who was arristed
> and incacerated for the past 3years was just reliesed
> from prison on the agreement to refund $1.5 Billion to
> the Federal Government of Nigeria allegedly stollen by
> my late Husband.We are not ready to comply to this as
> most of the family assets and bank accounts abroad
> have been Freezen by the Obasanjo regime.
> 
> In view of this grevious threat to our Economic and
> personal survival,our  family trustee have secretly protected the will,The
> Security Company has  called me to do something about claiming this
> consignment because of the demurrage it is incurring and I told them we would
> come and claim it very soon but they seriously advised me to move the fund
> into an overseas  amount, hence the reason why I have chosen you and
> hope that you will come  to my full assistance and unlimited
> co-operation.In the meantime,there is a travelling embargo on us(the whole 
> family members) and our local accounts are seized. We are currently living 
> on goodwill of people who believe we cannot be held
> responsible for the  sins of my late husband. In view of this plight, I
> expect you to be  trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this
> distressed call to save me  and my children from a hopeless future. And if you
> agree to help, we will  compensate you sincerely for your candid effort in
> this regard with 25% of  the total amount of $20 Million US Dollars.
> In that case, when the money ($20 Million) is moved
> into your discrete account, you will be allowed to withdraw 25%
> in your favour,while 10% has been set aside for any
> expenses you might incure  (There are demurrage to pay before the fund is sign
> and claimed by you.)during the process of securing this fund.
> The remaining 65% will be invested meaningfully for my
> children's future. My cousin (DR.FEMI MARTINS    2341 776 3072) has perfected arrangements
> with the Trust  Company concerned and has been assured 100% risk free
> and safe operation.What I demand from you now is to arrange to
> visit the Finance  Company where this money is being deposited and claim
> it as the bona-fide owner.
> 
>  
> 
> 
> I look forward to your quick response while thanking
> you for your co-operation. In view of all above
> details, I request you to keep this letter and
> co-operation highly confidential.
> 
> Best wishes,
> DR.(MRS). MARIAM ABACHA.
> ABACHAS LODGE,KANO.
> 
> 
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